Zombama, the New Leader of the Zombies

hungry for braaaaaains....

If you see the member of the Undead pictured above, approach with caution!

Although he may not look like he hungers for brains as much as certain others, you can bet that his hunger is just as hungering. And you would win that bet, for we here at ZZZ have gathered a few pieces of evidence to help make our point.

this view of our undead subject is incorrect.

Presidental campaigns don't come cheap. To ensure that aspiring leaders of the Zombie Masses get the monetary funds needed to run their platforms (also known as "marketing" to you and us), they call upon the aid of national Zombie Farms. In return for these funds, these candidates promise to push through favorable favors to the Zombie Farms.

Who are these Zombie Farms, you ask? Good question! Disclosed is a short list of the top Zombie Farms which have contributed towards Zombama's marketing:

A little bit of information on the highest contributor on the list:

"Goldman Sachs is one of Wall Street’s most prestigious investment banks. Like others in the securities industry, it advises and invests in nearly every industry affected by federal legislation. The firm closely monitors issues including economic policy, trade and nearly all legislation that governs the financial sector. It has been a major proponent of privatizing Social Security as well as legislation that would essentially deregulate the investment banking/securities industry."

Some Zombie Farms thirst for brains. Some thirst for power. And some thirst for the all-mighty dollar. Since the dollar is more finite than other resources, when Zombie Farms aim to get a higher amount, they tend to take it from the Zombie Masses. Whom allow it to happen due to their Zombie Ignorance. Many of whom consider it their Patriotic Duty, if you can believe that!

and some consider it their Patriotic Duty to subvert the Zombie Message!

The following three charts show contributions from the Zombie Industries, for some of the major candidates. Including those for the New Zombie Leader:

Keep the Zombie Masses drugged!

Keep the Zombie Horde Machines running!

Keep the Zombie Horde fortified with weapons and zombiebucks!

Do not feel depressed! Most of the members of the Zombie Masses have not fully given in to the Zombie Horde, and can be turned into an Autonomous Anti-Zombie Co-Operative at any time! This means that there's hope! Arm yourself with the above information, help connect the dots, and awaken the powers of Reason, Logic, and Compassion laying dormant within the members of the Horde!

You too can beat back the Zombie Apocalypse! So what are you waiting for?

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